They have a gnome as the heel. A Gnome! I obviously need them.
I will call him Maurice and he will be my Maurice!
I do need them obviously. It reminds me of Beckett's Endgame (see we do highbrow here too) when the customer in a pique of frustration at his trousers still not being ready squabbles with the tailor that the earth was created in only 7 days, how can it take the tailor longer to make trousers. To which the tailor says with a smile, 'ah but look at the world, and look at my trousers.'
Exactly. Look at these shoes!
Also I spied this and I shouldn't have but now I can't stop thinking about how much it must be mine.
Look at this bag! I love Michael Kors seriously I mean we all pretty much just want to lick most of his accessories a la Miley Cyrus, or a la Molly the pug who licks it then asks you if you still want it, all by the eyes. Clever dog.
It's such a pretty and versatile bag, I mean it would be an investment you know? My Michael Kors watch is totally one of my most favourite things. I need the matching bag, obviously.
So guys, they're totally an investment right?
I should totally buy them....